Masquerade.

When it comes to Halloween costumes, I've yet to top the year I went as a table - a picnic table, that is, complete with table-cloth, silverware, and plastic stick-on food. (I was eight). These days, regrettably, I'm not inclined to make as much of an effort, but I do like these D.I.Y. print-out masks from crewcuts, "for kids and kidults alike."

Photo by Rachel Domm via 770 Behind The Line.